Phantom Bogger

I don't know if this happens in other peoples offices but we have the phantom bogger on our floor at work.

Basically, I would say, 2 out of three days, at some point in the day [it can be quite random] someone just let's it all out in the gents toilets. Honestly, when you can smell it in the hall it's bad; when you open the door though, you're eyes start watering; by the end of your piss, you start wondering if this is what agent orange is like.

I don't know who he is. Actually I have a decent clue but it's hard to prove. You can't really hang outside the loos and then at just the right time, burst in through the door and go "AH HAH!!!"

What would I do if I did catch them? Force feed them a sh*t load of fibre for a VERY long time.

Honestly, it's really not a fun thing to put up with at work.